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These are good!
I just found this on a friends blog and it was soo good that I thought that I would post it here.
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I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told [...]
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
*A lady died this past January (2007), and Citibank billed her for February
and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added
late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now was somewhere around $60.00.
A [...]
Global Warming
Y2K Bug Drastically Changes US Climate Data
According to the DailyTech blog, the NASA temperature data used to estimate the advance of global warming has been shown to be way off the mark, due to a Y2K bug in the graphing software—and the corrected charts tell a very different story:
Blogger Finds Y2K Bug in NASA Climate [...]
Recycled Electricity?
Q: Where do you find recycled electricity?
A: At the store next to the dehydrated water.
The last fews days….
In Our World…
The Government Accountability Office was able to setup a bogus company and receive a license to purchase the materials needed to build a “Dirty Bombâ€
Hmm….
Peter Löthberg is using his 75 year old Mother to show that fiber networks can deliver a cost-effective, ultra-fast connection… 40gbps that is….
“Sigbritt, who has never owned a [...]
Guns vs. Doctors
Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
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Statistics courtesy of:
U.S. Dept of Health & Human Services.
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Handguns: Now think about this:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that’s 80 million)
( B) Accidental gun deaths [...]
Newsflash
What has happened lately? First off, I decided to get sick a week ago, and can you believe this, my family decided to follow me? I’ve been told that I have an influence being the oldest and all, but I never thought that it could be so obvious! ☺
On other fronts, I think [...]
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