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	<title>Nathaniel LeMaster &#187; Irony</title>
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	<description>For the Glory of God, and for His Son</description>
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		<title>Abortion  ~   Genocide?</title>
		<link>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2008/06/263/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<title>These are good!</title>
		<link>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2008/03/these-are-good/</link>
		<comments>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2008/03/these-are-good/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just found this on a friends blog and it was soo good that I thought that I would post it here.
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I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. </title>
		<link>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/09/be-sure-and-cancel-your-credit-cards-before-you-die%c2%a0/</link>
		<comments>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/09/be-sure-and-cancel-your-credit-cards-before-you-die%c2%a0/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Irony]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. 
    *A lady died this past January (2007), and Citibank billed her for February
    and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added
    late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now was somewhere around $60.00.
    A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Global Warming</title>
		<link>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/08/global-warming/</link>
		<comments>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/08/global-warming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 18:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Y2K Bug Drastically Changes US Climate Data
According to the DailyTech blog, the NASA temperature data used to estimate the advance of global warming has been shown to be way off the mark, due to a Y2K bug in the graphing softwareâ€”and the corrected charts tell a very different story:
Blogger Finds Y2K Bug in NASA Climate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Recycled Electricity?</title>
		<link>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/07/recycled-electricity/</link>
		<comments>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/07/recycled-electricity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 02:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Where do you find recycled electricity? 
A: At the store next to the dehydrated water.
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		<title>The last fews days&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/07/in-the-last-fews-days/</link>
		<comments>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/07/in-the-last-fews-days/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 23:36:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Our World&#8230;
 The Government Accountability Office was able to setup a bogus company and receive a license to purchase the materials needed to build a â€œDirty Bombâ€
Hmm&#8230;.
Peter LÃ¶thberg is using his 75 year old Mother to show that fiber networks can deliver a cost-effective, ultra-fast connection&#8230; 40gbps that is&#8230;.
â€œSigbritt, who has never owned a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Google Street?</title>
		<link>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/06/google-street/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What to do to avoid the Google van from taking pictures of yor house?

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		<title>Ok, this is crazy!</title>
		<link>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/05/ok-this-is-crazy/</link>
		<comments>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/05/ok-this-is-crazy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 01:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this through.

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		<title>Guns vs. Doctors</title>
		<link>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/05/guns-vs-doctors/</link>
		<comments>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/05/guns-vs-doctors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 05:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Irony]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;
Statistics courtesy of:
U.S. Dept of Health &#038; Human Services.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;
Handguns: Now think about this:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that&#8217;s 80 million)
( B) Accidental gun deaths [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Newsflash</title>
		<link>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/04/newsflash/</link>
		<comments>http://lemastersystems.com/blog/2007/04/newsflash/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:07:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What has happened lately? First off, I decided to get sick a week ago, and can you believe this, my family decided to follow me? Iâ€™ve been told that I have an influence being the oldest and all, but I never thought that it could be so obvious!  â˜º 
On other fronts, I think [...]]]></description>
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